These are real things people enter in the Location field of their auctions when they are supposed to list their home town. The stupid thing is that people search for items in or near their hometown, so these pathetic comedians are only shooting themselves in the foot.
Location and my comments.
Itīs dark, I lie in some Robo-Trash...ARTOO?? - Most Bizarre yet...
CHECK OUT MY OTHER AUCTIONS (501068501) - Most common.
What a Wookie! (504645917)
Error Mace Windu (505468090)
Ebay Gold Power Seller Canada
GO CHARGERS!!!!! AND TAKE THE PADRES WITH YOU!!!!...........PLEASE!!! (497881595)
Vultures as big as Volkswagons
I BUY,SELL,TRADE OLD@NEW STAR WARS (503680591) - Old at New!?
The Mistake On the Lake (506140381)
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree in Key West (500276133)
GOOD CHRISTMAS GIFT (507320503)
The other side of town - Seller was really in Germany - no mention of that in the auction!
MY CLOSET (506335128) - Come on out already!
Ever seen Pretty in Pink? (484944174) - Nice Grammar !
Pick it up - Put it down!
Rock and effing roll. (505555637) - You so crazy!?
Punk effing Rock (484931809) - If at 1st you don't succeed...
I am the misser of close calls (484961654) - Not to mention the write of endless bad jokes.
Blowing the Speakers out on my stereo!!!!!!!! (491417287)
Shades in the dark makes it hard to see (492886707) - Confusedass says...
Pepsi One is a mighty tasty treat for tongues (492891690) - If you like drinking water out of the toilet it is.
Bust out yr flannels and skateboards guys!!!! (492894797)
Shaved head doesn't affect her voice too much (492897951)
bananas have potassium for EVERYONE! (492900821)
Rob says newcastle is tastey...I agree. (492903391)
Rob also likes green bean casserole...mmmmm (492906496) - Never tires mentioning his boyfriend.
Don't you dare. (492909365) - If you mean bid...I wouldn't dream of it.
DJ RUSSIAN BEAR (492913582)
Don't you dare, I'm a russian bear! (492915263)
Dollar Busch in a Can! (492917295)
Sparticus is a rare white squirrel. (492919127) - I have this lovely straight-jacket for you to try on.
did he really die in that sarlacc pit? (492931744)
Mohawks and chain wallets. (505559849)
ROCK IT! (505563415) - Guitar!
Rock and roll (506633676)
What a good drum this is! (506638846)
this drum sounds crazy good (506651630) - Seller just sounds crazy.
FAT WRECK ROCKS! (506656733) - Right on, dude!!!!!
QUIT MONKEYING AROUND AND BID ON THIS SHIRT! (506660206)
I GOT A NEW TATTOO TODAY, IT'S CRAZY NICE (506661323) - Now if you'd only get a life...
MICKEY KNOWS HOW TO ROCK! (506662177) - But can he make you funny??
ROB LIKES TO PASS OUT AT ROLAND'S EVERY NIGHT (506664158) - How cool...moronic inside jokes.
PUNK ROCK! (506665211)
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M GOING BLIND???? (506668442) - Stupid, yes. Blind? No idea.
whistles and beeps. (514544459) - He hears voices and sounds...
My Basement - In your mother's house.
I AM CANADIAN (503678051) - And I care?
HOW MANY SHOPPING DAYS LEFT? (520642901) - Until you get a clue?
SEXY TERESA HILL!!! (1402420876) - Near Bunker Hill ??
On The Wrestling Mat (1401583197) - In a padded room?
STILL MAD (1207295484) - Do you want to buy from a psycho?
What Was His Real Name? (1429356634) - Clueless maybe?
Maybe 1st edition? NO Reserve! (1426622324) - Maybe NO Bids?
PLEASE SPAY OR NEUTER YOUR PETS (1171990808) - Or yourself?
35.5N/83.5W USA - Just what I thought - location of the mental hospital !
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